Christmas makes some people cry, and others find Christmas to be one of the happiest, funniest times of the year! No matter which side of that fence you fall on, PARTY FIESTA BALLOON DECOR–Silicon Valley’s favorite balloon decorators!– wants to bring a Christmas smile to your face! In the spirit of holiday humor, here are some of the most jovial jokes of the season, thanks to www.ahajokes.com!
Q: What do elves learn in school?
A: The Elf-abet!
Q: What’s the most popular wine at Christmas?
A: “I don’t like sprouts” !
Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Q: Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
A: Because he had low elf esteem.
Q: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A: So he can ho-ho-ho.
Q: Where do polar bears vote?
A: The North Poll.
Q: What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
A: Ribbon hood.
Q: What kind of bird can write?
A: A PENguin.
Q: How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
A: Fleece Navidad!
Q: What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
A: Crisp Kringle.
Q: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?
A: We’ll have a boo Christmas without you.
Q: What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?
A: Okay everyone, sack time!!
Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast? A: Snowflakes.
Q: Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
A: He wanted to sleep like a log.
Q: Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
A: Because it ” soots ” him!
Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Q: Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
A: Because every buck is dear to him.
For the holliest, jolliest, sweetest Christmas balloons, let PARTY FIESTA design the Christmas decor of your dreams! Call (408) 292-6000 or visit their decked-out showroom at 999 Lincoln Avenue in San Jose, CA! And Merry Christmas!